Today our Fearless Leader announced he would clear the way for 12 million of our brethren from the People's Republic of Mexico to become American voters.
This is brilliant, brilliant!
Last election, our Dear Leader was elected by a mere 9.5 million votes. Because Americans can be such fickle people, this is not enough to insure that His Exaltedness will be re-elected next time. Americans have lived so long under such a distorted and unfair system of government that they may not understand the sacrifices for the state they will have to make under the gracious leadership of Barak the Bold.
Twelve million new peone' voters from the socialist republics to the south, for whom such sacrifices are a way of life, will virtually insure the continuation of our great socialist experiment.
Viva Barak!
Love & kisses,
Che'
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